Sunday, December 7, 2008


In a stunning and brilliant display of achdus, the Bobover and Pupa dynasties have announced a merger that experts (including the editors of Kol Haolam Kulo and Yeshiva World) say will allow them to pool their resources to create the largest vehicle of goodwill that Judaism has ever seen.

Since the awful Mumbai tragedy, the Bobover and Pupa dayanim have been holding secret meetings in order to figure out a way to help Jews worldwide. Ironically, the merger was at the suggestion of the Vizhnitzer Rebbetzin's nephew (who happens to know the Handsome Rabbi) who uses the same mikvah as the Pupa Dayan's shver.

"Pupov" will be the ultimate Jewish organization that will more efficiently utilize the charitable infrastructure that already exists within the respective dynasties, which include:

Respected Universities
Community Job Training Programs
Outreach Centers
24-hour Helplines
Counseling Centers
Health Awareness Programs
Literacy Promotion
Hug-Your-neighbor Campaigns
Home bound and Eldery visiting groups
Support Israel Campaigns

The Bushtyn Dynasty was said to be so impressed with the merger that it is preparing a special announcement of its own. Stay tuned.

Mi Kiamcha Yisroouel

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