Friday, November 28, 2008

Emergency Fund Created


An emergency fund was created to help support a new Ropschitz night kollel where learning will be in memory of those lost in the tragic events of Mumbai.

Please fill out the form below:


Name:


Address:


Social Security #

Bank Account #

Routing #


Donation amount: $100____ $1000____ $10000_____

Breaking: Bobov (48th) donates $100,000 to Shluchim worldwide.



Critics say the generous gesture was in response to the other Bobov's deployment of 1000 heimishe humanitatrian aid workers that descended upon Mumbai offering hot keegel and fish to the Indian police. Reb Mordche Doooovid, spiritual leader of the Bobover Hasidic Dynasty was reported to have said "It's no big deal - I hate money so really, they're doing me the favor. And since Bobov spearheaded the original kiruv movement of the 1960s, we have a special varm plotz in our hartzen for the Lubavitcher shluchim."

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Profiles


Ah Chitzpoo is pleased to announce "Profiles" a new series that will recognize some of the top achievers in our wonderful (Mee Kiamchooo Yisroooel) society, highlighting those who have dedicated their lives with powerful careers that serve our community. This week we will focus on one man known as the "Freud of Fialkoff's."

Dr. Yaakov Salomon received his Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology from the University of Zidichover at Berkeley in 1980. Since receiving his degree, he has worked as a lecturer in the School of Psychology at KU (Klausenberg University, of course) where he teaches graduate courses such as The Assessment of Children and Educational Interventions, and serves a clinical supervisor for School Psychology student interns in field placements in "Talmudical seminaries". Dr. Salomon has also worked part-time as a school psychologist for the past five years. In 2002 Dr. Salomon was awarded a National Academy of Education/Spencer Foundation Post-doctoral Fellowship for his research on the social context of early schooling and young children's school adjustment. More specifically, his research program focuses on examining whether the type of practices teachers use, and in particular how students perceive these practices, play a role in the development of academic, behavioral, and socio-emotional competencies. Dr. Salomon resides with his wonderful wife and children in Brooklyn, NY.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Another Klausenberg University Achievement


The Sanz-Klausenberger Rebbe, who is also the Associate Professor of Horticultural Sciences at Klausenberg University, just completed a 13-year study on genetic improvement of apples, a project spearheaded by the NYS Agricultural Experiment Station.

Watch as the Rebbe/Professor demonstrates the increased velocity of the fruit as it is tossed into the air. The excitement of the KU (Klausenberg University) students is evident, especially given their broad interest (and excellence) in plant breeding and biotechnology.

Watch Here

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Top Economists in Session about the Declining Financial State

Did you think they were discussing anything less important? Although they actually hate money these two giants were caught on video trying to solve the latest economic woes. As a matter of fact, the "Zimigrader Rebbe" declined the Treasury Secretary position offered to him recently and instead wants to focus his efforts on large-scale non-partisan projects like a new Viener night kollel.

Listen closely.

Rebbe foon Skulen is a secret Jews for Jesus follower!

Note the two candlesticks - subliminal silver crucifixes - during the secret cultish ceremony with his closest followers. This is the ultimate chitzpoo because the Skulener Rebbes hoiz booocher is friendly w/ deh breeder foon deh tainker rooov's rebbetzins sister's husband's gabbah....

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

"All the money in the world belongs to me." - Der Heiliger Rizhiner Rebbe

You think he really liked money? The holy Rabbi Yisroel Friedman of Ruzhyn (1797-1850) hated money - it is rumored that he even used fistfuls of Romanian banknotes for toilet paper. It is no wonder, then, that in his merit, his sons established such important dynasties as Boyan and Buhosh. Where would Am Yisroel be without them?